Dr. Lady: "I have two things that I KNOW you have. One is that you have chronic Migraines. Two is that you have a Wheat Sensitivity problem."
Me:"What does that mean?"
Dr. Lady:"It means that your body doesn't process wheat like other peoples do."
Me:"I've been tested for celiac."
Dr. Lady:"It isn't celiac. It's Wheat Sensitivity."
Me:"What's the difference?"
Dr. Lady:"Wheat Sensitivity can't be tested. It can only be proved."
Me:"How do you prove something you can't test?"
Dr. Lady:"You go off wheat for roughly 6 months."
Me: ............LONG PAUSE............."Okay."
Dr. Lady:"It will be hard and it will take a lot of patience, but I think you can do it."
Dr. Lady:"I'm going to give you a medicine for your migraines you will need to take it every night before you go to bed for the next 6 months."
Dr. Lady:"Lets make an appointment for March which is in 3 months and we'll see how you're doing then. Fill this paper out before you leave, and I'll see you in March."
Later in the week.... Finally home alone.... *Cry* *Cry* *Cry*..... *Sob*..... *Sniffle*..... *Blow nose*...... *Cry more*..... *Talk to self....
I:"Why are you crying? This could solve everything!!!"
Me:"What if I don't want to give up all those foods? I didn't even get to finish my Christmas cereal!"
I:"But what if it solves everything and you aren't sick anymore?"
Me:"But what if it doesn't? What if I give all of my favorite things up and it doesn't help at all!!!
I:"But what if it does?"
Me:"I'll try it.... But I reserve the right to cry whenever I feel like it!!!!!"