Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Dreams, and Why They Stink.

For the past 4 nights all I've been able to dream about is who the next Bells Voix(bell v-wah) president is going to be.
Here's the thing.... I want to be Bells Voix president.
But alas I have dreamt that....
Joni has become president. But she just graduated so she can't be president.
Daniel has become president. But he can't be president over the womens choir because he's a boy. He is also a junior this comming year.
D. had all of the people that he wanted to be Bells Voix president come in and aduition. I was one of those people but I was up aginst my best friend Megan and Samm Bouldrin. And I didn't even try because either one of them is clearly more suitable for the job then me.
That he didn't make me president and I quit choir because of it.(which I wouldn't ever do but what an awful dream!)
And so I wish that he would just choose a president already!!!!!!! Or kill me so I can be put out of my missery!!!!! UUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
Bow Baby

I Think I'm Awsome Because....

.... I can shave my legs in under 10minutes
.... I have about 50 stuffed animals. Each and every one of them has a name.
.... I use to be able to chug a pint of milk, you know the ones you got at school with your lunch, in under 3seconds.
.... I have nunchuck skills, computer hacking skills, you know SKILLS! (;
.... I laugh at my own jokes, and the dumbest jokes in the world, even if I'm the only one laughing! Do you want to know one of the funnyest dumbest jokes in the whole wide world!!!! You don't have a choice I'm telling you anyway!
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants comming?
HERE COME THE ELEPHANTS!!!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
IT KILLS ME EVERYTIME!!!!!!
SO STUPID AND FUNNY AND STUPID AND TOTALLY NOT WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING!!!!
I LOVE IT!!!!! I CAN'T HELP BUT SLAP MY KNEE AND LAUGH!!!! (:
.... If I go out in the sunshine for more than 10minutes I can get sunburned. You wish you carried around sunscreen in your purse!
.... I have a dog named doofus or stu(which is short for stupid) or dummy or chicken or Bellatrix but usually the other ones. She'll answer to all of the above. (:
Now you think I'm awsome too!!!!! (:
Bow Baby

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Last Day

Today was the last day of seminary.
It was a bitter sweet moment.
We had a testimony meeting.
The spirit was so strong.
I am so very grateful for all of the wonderful people in my class. They have strengthened my testimony.
I sure hope that there is summer seminary! (:
I love the gospel and I know it is true!
Bow Baby

Friday, May 13, 2011

A Taste of Taylor

Said loud and proud."Have no fear! My dirty underwear is not near!"
Bow Baby

Thursday, May 5, 2011

You Wish You Were in My Seminary Class

I always feel the spirit in seminary but none as strong as what I felt today. I don't even know how to describe it. It was an overwhelming feeling of peace and love and everything good in this world. It was sugar and spice and everything nice. It was..... Marvelous. Wonderful. Amazing. Spectacular. Incredible. Lovely. It was a 'just try' moment. I don't know how else to explain it. But you all wish you were in my seminary class!
Bow Baby

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Joni

I have a friend named Joni. She is in my early morning seminary class. She has a very strong testimony, and she is not afraid to share it with the world. She has always been very nice to me, and even when I'm looking ugly and feeling gross she tells me that I am beautiful! She is one of the reasons I go to seminary every morning. Whenever I'm not there, the next time I am there she tells me how much she missed me and how she couldn't wait to see my smiling face again. Joni gives me self esteem, she gives everyone self esteem. She is beautiful and wonderful and she strengthens my testimony.
Dear Joni, Thank you so much for sharing your testimony with me, it has strengthend my testimony. Thank you for being kind to me and for always telling me how much you love me. I will never forget you and the wonderful impression you have left on my heart. Thanks for everything!
~Ashtyn

Monday, May 2, 2011

Spring Time!

I walked outside this morning and it smelled like SPRING!
Can you think of anything more lovely in this world?!
There are tulips everywhere!
The sun is shining the tank is clean!
The trees are (as my mom would say) "decidedly green".
The grass needs to be mowed.
There are ugly dandy lions.
Birds singing when you go outside.
It's only 7:45 and it's 43* outside.
All I can do is smile! (:
Bow Baby