.... I can shave my legs in under 10minutes
.... I have about 50 stuffed animals. Each and every one of them has a name.
.... I use to be able to chug a pint of milk, you know the ones you got at school with your lunch, in under 3seconds.
.... I have nunchuck skills, computer hacking skills, you know SKILLS! (;
.... I laugh at my own jokes, and the dumbest jokes in the world, even if I'm the only one laughing! Do you want to know one of the funnyest dumbest jokes in the whole wide world!!!! You don't have a choice I'm telling you anyway!
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants comming?
HERE COME THE ELEPHANTS!!!!!
IT KILLS ME EVERYTIME!!!!!!
SO STUPID AND FUNNY AND STUPID AND TOTALLY NOT WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING!!!!
I LOVE IT!!!!! I CAN'T HELP BUT SLAP MY KNEE AND LAUGH!!!! (:
.... If I go out in the sunshine for more than 10minutes I can get sunburned. You wish you carried around sunscreen in your purse!
.... I have a dog named doofus or stu(which is short for stupid) or dummy or chicken or Bellatrix but usually the other ones. She'll answer to all of the above. (:
Now you think I'm awsome too!!!!! (: